The Mind of the Beast
Why does a man do what he mustn't? For her. To be hers. To be the kind of man who would nev- To be a kind of man. And she shall look on him with forgiveness... and everybody will forgive and love. And he will be loved. So everything's okay, right? Can we rest now? Can we rest?
  • Me .027 seconds into A Story About Them: I ship it
Posted on Apr 15th (5:58pm), 12 hours ago

insanetwin:

They are all terrible, just terrible at this, and I love it

Posted on Apr 15th (5:57pm), 12 hours ago
  • website: You have to be over the age of 18 to enter this site.
  • me: haha lol yeah sure i am *clicks*
  • me:
  • me: wait i'm 20 years old
Posted on Apr 15th (3:55pm), 14 hours ago

ytoob:

i was outside eating a cookie and a saw about 5 ants just roaming around on top of the steps and i noticed there was only one ant that wasn’t holding anything like the other 4 where holding dorito bits or something and the  ant seemed sad it wasn’t even going in the same pace as the other ants so i put a cookie crumb next to him and he picked it up and started running as fast as the other ants and i think i made that little ants day 

Posted on Apr 15th (3:54pm), 14 hours ago

nobodycars:

snickernoocle:

tosa-blo:

snickernoocle:

the-lovely-anna:

snickernoocle:

knock knock

Who’s there

knock knock

Knock knock who?

knock knock

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

Posted on Apr 15th (3:54pm), 14 hours ago

heartcramp:

Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.

But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.

Posted on Apr 15th (3:54pm), 14 hours ago

goldenfleeces:

can someone just delete weheartit

Posted on Apr 15th (3:54pm), 14 hours ago
mr-egbutt:

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

faelan01:

mapsontheweb:

Map of European leaders.

this is highly disturbing


I like this trend. I hereby decree that all maps be replaced with this highly intuitive system.

secretlymisha:

i like how i’m not even remotely phased by anyone’s url anymore like oh look at this adorable kitten that satansbloodsacrifice reblogged from 1d-lives-inside-my-actual-vagina

Posted on Apr 15th (3:53pm), 14 hours ago
straightwhiteboyproblems:

take me home….

egggggggs:

queerpropaganda:

how cute is it that humans make homes for birds??? humans are so cute

pretty cute, but when was the last time a bird made a house for a human? that’s right, never. it’s time it fucking goes both ways.

Posted on Apr 15th (3:53pm), 14 hours ago

deansass:

omg-castiel:

i just said "CHRISTO"to my math teacher and he flinched and when i panicked he told me that i needed to go to the nurse’s office and lay down for a while

jfc guys there is a demon in my school pls help

one time I whispered christo in the hallway for fun and this girl screamed

Posted on Apr 15th (3:53pm), 14 hours ago

damnulen:

damnulen:

*deep sniff* i smell axe body spray and monster… the heteros are near.

image

Posted on Apr 15th (3:52pm), 14 hours ago

radagaast:

the thing about the fault in our stars trailer is that when augustus’ dialogue from the book is actually said out loud by an actual person you begin to realize that he sounds like a complete douchelord

Posted on Apr 15th (3:51pm), 14 hours ago
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