- Me .027 seconds into A Story About Them: I ship it
They are all terrible, just terrible at this, and I love it
- website: You have to be over the age of 18 to enter this site.
- me: haha lol yeah sure i am *clicks*
- me: wait i'm 20 years old
i was outside eating a cookie and a saw about 5 ants just roaming around on top of the steps and i noticed there was only one ant that wasn’t holding anything like the other 4 where holding dorito bits or something and the ant seemed sad it wasn’t even going in the same pace as the other ants so i put a cookie crumb next to him and he picked it up and started running as fast as the other ants and i think i made that little ants day
Knock knock who?
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.
But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.
can someone just delete weheartit
i like how i’m not even remotely phased by anyone’s url anymore like oh look at this adorable kitten that satansbloodsacrifice reblogged from 1d-lives-inside-my-actual-vagina
how cute is it that humans make homes for birds??? humans are so cute
pretty cute, but when was the last time a bird made a house for a human? that’s right, never. it’s time it fucking goes both ways.
i just said "CHRISTO"to my math teacher and he flinched and when i panicked he told me that i needed to go to the nurse’s office and lay down for a while
jfc guys there is a demon in my school pls help
one time I whispered christo in the hallway for fun and this girl screamed
the thing about the fault in our stars trailer is that when augustus’ dialogue from the book is actually said out loud by an actual person you begin to realize that he sounds like a complete douchelord